“What are the neighbors doing?”
“Oh no, is that annoying cat next door coming over again?”
“Why did you take a picture of me while I was posing so ugly??”
“Are you taking pictures of me and posting them on social media again?”
“Okay, I’m not joking anymore. Just a pair of swimming trunks and they’re gone with the water.”
“Mom!! There’s a giant spider on the ceiling!”
“What? You came to ask for our daughter’s hand in marriage?”
“Are my eyes as big as a cat’s eyes?”
Black bears in a contest to see whose tongue is longer.
“Don’t take secret photos and tag my face on Facebook!”
“Love me, I don’t ask for gifts”
“If I come home late, I’ll definitely get scolded by my mother. I’ll hide here for a while… But I’m so hungry!”
“Watch me show off my hypnosis skills.”
“You black monster, who are you? Tell me your name!”
“What did the master say? I have to move out the day after tomorrow?”
“Hey, I just bought a new outfit. Isn’t it pretty, honey?”
“What? Why are all these notifications inviting me to play Candy Crush?”
“Ahem, I was just planning on cosplaying like a rock idol. But it seems like… it failed.”
“What are you doing?” – “I am wishing that my next birthday present will be a giant fish, Mom.”
“No, it can’t be true. I’ve always been an Owl and not a Cat?”
“Be smart and raise your hands in surrender. Hand over all the fish you have!!”
“I’m a mermaid!! Oh no, boss, please forgive me, I didn’t mean to take your things and play with them!”
“Why did you have the heart to throw me into the water when I didn’t want to take a bath?”
“Tomorrow the temperature will be 40 degrees Celsius?? Are you kidding me?”
“Give me all this popcorn. I’ll take it to comfort the crying child behind.”
“That black cat in the back looks scary. It’s better to avoid it.”
“Haha! Don’t you find the story I just told funny?”